Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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whatisthisjunk 0
Pack your bags NOW, and don't give him a chance to argue. That's a future abuser right there.
whatisthisjunk 0
Oh, and if you think you might have any trouble with him, call a really tough male friend or relative of yours over. To make sure he can't stop you.
jessxoxo28 5
i totally agree
riniroo 0
Dumped anyone?
Six23 1
I would have been like, "Well as the 'Beta-dog' or whatever...you need to shut the hell up, because sometimes when you open your mouth, I question myself as to why I'm dating such a loser. This is my day, keep your opinions to yourself, Please...and leave the thinking to me." And that would've been the end of that.
JocelynD 0
dump his sorry, pathetic ass.
leadrunner751 3
he's a keeper
starburgerdeluxe 0
I would have been like okay so you can pay for everything for the rest of our lives and be the person to bring home the bacon while i sit on my ass all day and watch TV. OH and make sure you hire someone who cleans the house very well and a nanny who knows everything there is to know about children. Who the heck does he think he is!? alpha dog my ass
Bananichka 0
dump him. now
tisiphone_fml 0
This ^. At least you're not married yet, so there's minimal paperwork and baggage. Leave while you can.
JasmineLovesJam 3
Drop that ****** like a hot cake ;) and you could do so much better :)
snakelady 3
Shirley, I agree with everyone who has said they would tell him to get used to being single as well as those who are saying to dump him. that is a sign of a future abuser. That alpha dog crap doesnt fly with me either....I would tell him that you are the alpha bitch. lol I have seen alpha females kick alpha males butts lots of times
mojojojo345 0
what a ****, women deserve more than that