Consider that your first victory by a knockout.

Man, don’t cough into your hand... rules of disease prevention!

You couldn’t get through a first date without a domestic violence incident? This does not bode well.

You went on a date after being all sweaty and shit?

well at least now you two have something in common!

What time was your date? Tooth hurty? I'm here all week. Tip your wait staff, because they probably had to revive your date.

If she goes on a second date, she’s a keeper.

Truley you two are meant to be

please stay together so you’ll have a great story to tell your future kids 😂