Sean
Canada
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Fender bender
Staten Island, United States
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
junie b
Who's fault is that?
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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Shrike 24
Shut up, fucktard.
1happymummy 14
Nice start to the holiday!
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bluewailer 4
Did you get the license plate number?
MrsUresti 8
Yeah I don't get it. I travel like 4 times a year and I can't never see the parking lot when I am on the plane. But that sucks OP sorry to hear that and enjoy your flight!
MrsUresti 8
I cant read those comments on my iPod app it doesn't show
SignUpisntcool 3
I can't read those either.
I_heart_sex 1
I just like how she looks
tymarie2012 31
Not all airports have covered parking places. And some have the parking area close to the runway. They're more common for smaller towns.
stephanieeDawnx 0
^Comments 24 & 37 Are replies to comment 19. Now you can read them. :D
SignUpisntcool 3
OP:Dude, where's my car? There it is getting rear-ended! Dangit!
OfficeNinja 5
I give today's FML selection a 0 for effort. It's like nobody is even trying to make up anything that sounds possible. Come on people, step it up a notch here!
SignUpisntcool 3
I get what you mean, some of this stuff has happened to me.
GothInside 6
I call BULLSHIT!! An airplane that's taking off if going waaay too fast for u to be able u pick out one specific car not to mention factoring in what the distance to said parking lot must have been... Fake!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Holy ******* hell on my ass! Read the previous comments, you actually learn something , you BRAIN DEAD CLOWN!!
iFizzgig 11
And what about small town airports? The parking "lot", which is a patch of gravel at mine, is literally right next to the strip. Before you cry fake, do your research. Also FML policy has stated that we are not to call out an FML as fake.
iFizzgig 11
It's actually the second bullet shown under the commenting policy.
MrJustFriendz 5
57- Lol. Funny how you have no life rather then tryin to prove someone wrong on FML
MrJustFriendz 5
F@€k FML. Your on a airport run way and you can easily see your car While your plane takes off. F@€k !!!!
hateevryone 15
well that sucks.
Rachaelc23 8
Maybe it was just a car that looked like yours
BubbleGrunge84 7
Has anyone else thought it was possible that OP meant he was actually In the parking lot, dealing with the fender bender, and saw his plane take off without him? Not that he was on the plane and watched someone hit his car as the plane took off.
my2centsworth 15
While it is possible that that is what OP meant, that is not what OP wrote.
SignUpisntcool 3
I'm tired of this! I post a comment and it doesn't show up, so then I post it again and I get thumbed downed because I reposted. That didn't even happen to me though, my comment didn't even show! I won't be surprised if this comment doesn't show up or uh stupid "anti flood protection."