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:o oh noes!!
No thrusting No *******......
no kidding!
You selfish bitch! Do you want him to make typos? His wife might get suspicious if he normally sends error-free texts.
another win... you my friend are a geniousz
oh hahahaha! you make me giggle! ... not really.. at all
haha you see it's funny because they were ******* while he was texting haha wait I don't get
Texting is really getting out of hand when guys think about texts more than sex. Maybe it's better that way. The last thing these idiots need to be doing is breeding.
...this is truth. lol. good point
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Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it
Lol, dontcha love phones?