Love: Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused...

By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:55

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:06

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

Comments

lolornot 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:21

Lol Hopersz! It was kinda freaky though...especially the nair omg! Haha

Hopersz 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:12

#105 Haha IKR lol. #96 Ouch lol

J_rockk10 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 1:29

LOL was it Chipotle?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:49

If she can fit a Chipotle burrito in her mouth, he's got nothing to complain about!

jmh96 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:23

giggity!

fuzzy1994 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:27

YDI for distracting the driver with you BS problems, fight when hes NOT driving.

DeathHead 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:34

Learn to shut the hell up.

CoachLlama 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:49

Checkmate! What now?!?!? Maybe you should think carefully before ticking off Mr. Quickthinking again.

lydever91 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:46

hopefully he had to clean it up since it was his fault

SarevokRob 1

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:50

you guys were arguing whether you can or not deepthroat a burrito?

hobojo11 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:43

hahahahaha ahahaha ahha ahahaha sorry but ahahaha i van see myself doing that to anyone in my car

webb1234 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:27

this is the best burrito I've ever eaten! yum yum yum! this is the best burrito I've ever eaten! yum yum yum! with plenty of beans and plenty of cheese! yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yummmmmmmmmmmm!