Love: Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time,...

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:30

You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:31

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

Comments

nathansch 11

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:46

He's just trying to scare you just don't do anything you wouldn't want your future daughters boyfriend doing.

RaeAnnAngelica 12

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:49

That's a little beezarre

dingostacy 14

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:56

My parents are the same way. If you treat her right and respect him you shouldn't be seeing it aimed at your face. Dads are usually like that. Roll with the punches

aedar 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:05

Honestly, my face wouldn't be the body part I'd be worried about :)

Natetc13 6

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:04

Guns don't kill people. Fathers whose daughters come home late do.

KingLewisII 34

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:27

and if you try to run you'll just die tried

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:06

If you are mean to his daughter in any way, you can be sure the house will be abuzz with anger. And revenge can sting.

sunshineb81 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:07

Treat the girl with respect and you will be fine. I'm sure I will get lots of negative votes for this next one: I'm surprised to see this made FML. It really is not bad at all. I doubt even if you did hurt the girls feeling or something that the dad will actually do you physical harm. Stop whining and move on.