FML : Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her...

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Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cakekiller - / Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:40 / United States

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By Arcterion | 0

#594885 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:35

Just admit you tried to kill her.

By Joe2794 | 0

#594873 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:32

YDI for pushing people into cakes.

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By Joe2794 | 0

#594873 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:32

YDI for pushing people into cakes.

Trollinggx3 | 0

#595024 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:41

I agree, number 1. OP, you shouldn't have done that you asshole.

anniemeece | 21

#595039 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:52

Yeah. I never get why people think that that "would be funny."

ilovelucy92 | 0

#595088 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:16

hehe: you funny as hell.

Rakayum | 0

#595117 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:37

win

RandomAttack | 0

#595125 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:44

Because supposedly pushing cute girls into cakes gets you laid -_-

dcbog123 | 0

#595149 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:02

Dude, who the fuck is allergic to coconuts?

fosizzlemynizzlE | 0

#595280 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:39

LOL good job asshole, that was a great idea from the start

BeeSkwaird | 0

#595329 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:29

SHE thought it was funny, so you're good. It'll be a fun story to tell your kids later!

gummibehrs | 4

#595437 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 8:49

#41, both me and my mother are allergic to coconuts. It's not uncommon. I can't even have coconut-flavored foods or drinks.
My skin turned red, itchy, and blotchy just from drinking Malibu rum.

BreeKnox | 0

#595978 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:00

yeah...bastard. don't tell me...you got her a "get well" cake didn't you?

Att4k | 0

#596266 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:20

holy fuck! cant any of you read is says "pretend to push her" then she lost her balance on her own

SailorSolaris | 42

#6046102 - Saturday 23 August 2014 21:15

#27, Yeah, when I read that, I usually end up hitting YDI.

By shuttuplily | 0

#594884 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:35

how can you PRETEND to push someone?? ha and wow. PS. Lol at cakekiller!

By Arcterion | 0

#594885 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:35

Just admit you tried to kill her.

By dol567 | 0

#594889 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:37

Nice. And how is that funny?

By KatieGoesRawrr | 0

#594893 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:37

the same kinda thing happened with me and my sister, except she was trying to play 'saved your life' on me while we were on the top of a mountain. FML.. and OP, FYL.

By basketballbrian | 0

#594895 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:37

i bet she really wants to date you now...

By TheTragicReturn | 0

#594896 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:38

I still remember a time in elementary school when I jokingly gave a guy a nudge, and he clumsily fell over. FYL.

goin4Ayog | 0

#3773482 - Friday 23 December 2011 0:35

I remember that time on elementary school where that dick pushed me and....HEY!

By originalusername_fml | 0

#594898 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:38

why would you push someone into a cake in the first place :l

By elmyra_duff | 0

#594917 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:47

are you in elementary school or something? i mean, who pushes a girl he finds cute?

you better also pull her hair and pull down her skirt or whatever.

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#7417444 - Monday 27 February 2017 19:19

Maybe don't give op anymore "funny" ideas. He light genuinely think those are appropriate actions

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#594920 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:49

technically, if you pushed her, and then she lost her balance and fell, you didn't just "pretend" to push her into the cake. you actually pushed her into the cake, whether you meant to or not.