Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
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Comments (112)
potatosareawesom 7
that is a sin you ****
Shorty777 4
He's a whiner...dump him.
PhishloverA 14
Yup, should've used his middle name.
wicked1030 3
Probably because she didn't want to have to worry about the situation of calling the ex's name in bed...unfortunately she ended up with a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend
rightspark 7
Is his name "oh baby yeah" you should come up with a nickname for him to call so you can make love easier
Dadvocate 5
WTF.Dumbest thing I ever heard. Really he got mad cuz u moaned his name? Hard to believe. Not saying your lying, but really hard to believe. Just doesn't make sense.if true he must have had another reason to leave and used that as an excuse.
amifaiyaz 12
insecurity at best, you need to talk to him.
MollyWobbles225 4
But if she said his middle name without telling him she was going to, if really was insecure, he'd wonder who the "other guy" is.
Legendslayer222 26
Perhaps they have the same name, but OP's boyfriend is known by a variation or shortened form of the name. If she said her ex's preferred form of the name I can slightly see the boyfriend's gripe.
Ugi 27
I can see that - they might both be called "Michael" but one of them always uses "Mike" or something. I wouldn't have said that was the same name, however, in this context. Whatever their official name, the relevant name in this context is whatever name the OP uses for them, which would not be the "same" in that situation.
icepick23 12
Just find another guy; they are everywhere