Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
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jedawi 13
Wait, Then why would you say I moaned a name? Makes it seem like you moaned someone elses name. Say I moaned his name and he freaked out because OMG! he has the same name as my ex!
Enslaved 38
Remember. . . Don't show your commitment to him by tattooing "his" name on you. :P
Wimoweh 10
32 - I'm still trying to make sense of what you said...
Enslaved 38
Too bad, he could have made "All your demons be gone" But Instead, OP, you're just "Making love, Out of nothing at all Making love, Out of nothing at all"
Zebediabolical 45
Did he at least finish first?
rivaraven 35
I have a friend who has dated three different guys in a row, all of them had the same first name. So it's not impossible. And OP's boyfriend is a dumbass.
Darkasnight1717 8
I think I'm missing something here. How did he know who you were talking about if they had the same name
kitten1323 19
That's what the fml is about...
KaitlynNeal 13
...wut?
deet124 11
Don't worry he'll cum back
onorexveritas 24
awkward