Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
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Kukironosuke 16
I have a feeling "same name" means like "dan" and "daniel" or "danny" or "john" and "johnathan" and she obviously used the wrong form, either that or someone in the equation is insane, and the OP is insane for dating someone who is insane if its the guy
mokielove 10
wait your ex and current boyfriend have the same name......
Tr10162002 3
I would have said his nick name
gio4467 7
Great suggestion in this case... I probably would have said "babe" or "baby"
Thr33to16 8
Me thinks OP isn't ovet her bf since she said she moaned "a name," not "his name." If she can't admit it here, she can't admit it anywhere.
MDTeddy 13
Anyway, why would someone be with someone with the same name as their ex?
gio4467 7
The fact that they have the same name probably means that you aren't over your ex
iwadasn 33
Right, because clearly the only reason OP is attracted to her current boyfriend is because of his name. There's no way it could be because of his looks or personality or anything.
Vivasarous 4
She'll probably be done by the time she's says "Max-!!"
SmokeyPlague 12
i wouldnt date a chick whose been with someone who has the same name as me thats awkward lol
DDCA 24
Call Papi! We love that shit.
nraecher 8
just to clarify this was my FML but someone copied it and messed it up saying a name but when i wrote it it said his name ps i know it wasn't a typo because i didn't make it anonymous <-(just so no one calls me stupid)