By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7

Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)

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Palirose 22

To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.

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Kukironosuke 16

I have a feeling "same name" means like "dan" and "daniel" or "danny" or "john" and "johnathan" and she obviously used the wrong form, either that or someone in the equation is insane, and the OP is insane for dating someone who is insane if its the guy

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mokielove 10

wait your ex and current boyfriend have the same name......

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gio4467 7

Great suggestion in this case... I probably would have said "babe" or "baby"

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Thr33to16 8

Me thinks OP isn't ovet her bf since she said she moaned "a name," not "his name." If she can't admit it here, she can't admit it anywhere.

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MDTeddy 13

Anyway, why would someone be with someone with the same name as their ex?

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gio4467 7

The fact that they have the same name probably means that you aren't over your ex

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iwadasn 32

Right, because clearly the only reason OP is attracted to her current boyfriend is because of his name. There's no way it could be because of his looks or personality or anything.

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Vivasarous 4

She'll probably be done by the time she's says "Max-!!"

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SmokeyPlague 12

i wouldnt date a chick whose been with someone who has the same name as me thats awkward lol

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nraecher 8

just to clarify this was my FML but someone copied it and messed it up saying a name but when i wrote it it said his name ps i know it wasn't a typo because i didn't make it anonymous <-(just so no one calls me stupid)

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