Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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OlgaCornmuffin 7
Do what I do...moan your OWN name. It's always the name of someone who's there. lol. ;)
Palirose 22
To be honest OP...I dont think i could date someone with the same name as an ex...just because of this kind of situation but that's just me.
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Comments (112)
Cysioland 8
Well, at least you know, that he doesn't deserve you.
CIERRA1118 0
I would have been pissed and asked to at least finish...
KingreX32 21
WOW LOLOLOLOL
luckylucas26 9
What an idiot.
Ugi 27
That's pretty mixed up - but if he was upset enough to leave in the middle, you can be damn sure he was serious. It takes something special to make a guy do that!
Mortoli 30
Lol that's great your so good in bed he forgot who he is lol.
ThatAwkwardDude 12
He just has jealously issues, it's normal talk to him and it should be fine OP.
EliGolsdworthy 7
Oh for god's sake hopefully it worked out!