Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
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Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
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Offensive_fml 4
Tell the teacher to let you go to the bathroom, step outside, fart and come back in >.>.
DontModMeDammit 10
At lease you didn't shart.
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Comments (204)
jess6blondie9 3
Pssh. I don't understand why everyone thinks that farts are so gross. I think it's hilarious when people fart. Everyone does it.
MisterMichael 9
*coughcoughcoughcoughCOUGH.......fart
pokerbratt 1
find
llCHR15ll 0
118, yeah fat people are funny... to laugh at (awaits the hate)
Darcon 8
i have bones in my penis
A7X_LoVeee 10
Calling it 'sarcasm' won't save your ass. Everyone still thinks you're an insensitive twat. 77's description of you is probably dead on. Now hurry along and go play WoW in your basement.
ohhheyythere91 4
Shit happens.
nick315 8
don't be scared go loud and proud!!!!!:p
paramor3 23
Hahaha NOT silent, but still deadly!
CamdenMarie 6
Coughing won't cover up a fart. You can always tell when someone accidentally cuts one while laughing or coughing. You might as well have turned up the radio like Homer Simpson does.