Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Fireworks
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?
lemon_squeezy 0
ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...
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Comments (52)
lilny5613 10
Ouch
Vjewerica 9
That has also happened to me a few times. Don't worry, you'll be fine once you wash it out. Hurts like hell, though, but my vision is still fine so you should be okay too.
Parisgirl34 12
Ouch
SkoomaKi 28
Being blind has its perks. You'll always have someone there....I think.
simonetaylor94 6
ive done something like tht except instead of nail polish remover it was tht ear piercing stuff u get from claires
princesspink19 16
wrong remover.
MissSarcasm01 18
How do you mistake Nail Polish Remover for Makeup Remover? That sucks OP. But you didn't deserve it.
eabb19 8
oh shit
I_lost_the_game 25
Don't lump all men into your preference group. OP wasn't necessarily trying to attract any man either
randomgirl1234 20
Been there, done that.