Miscellaneous: Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally...

By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 22:35

I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:25

ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...

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JoeMarie1996 13

Friday 24 December 2010 21:41

ouch!

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:45

that must have HURT... See the Sarcasm

famemonster21 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 21:30

Ouch did it burn!?

ice_cream456 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:23

holy crap that would stiiinnngggg

figuresk8tr4life 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:54

I almost did that tonite

Norrec86 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:53

And you couldnt smell it?

mieks 18

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:14

I always fear I'll do that once... but the nailpolish remover i use has a very strong smell so i hope i'll notice in time if i ever try that

nateshannon1 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 9:26

how do you fck that up? seriously

theroustons 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:14

Holy shit that sucks!!!

tifani322 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:24

How can you not smell the nail polish remover?

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