Snow
United States
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anditburnsburnsburns
Midlothian, United States
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Jade
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
adrenochrome
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Lithuania
Fireworks
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
inseriouspain
United States
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
just wanted nice nails
Palmer, United States
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Top comments
Dr_Phil 0
I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?
lemon_squeezy 0
ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...
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Comments (52)
JoeMarie1996 13
ouch!
Onlynamethatwasn 0
that must have HURT... See the Sarcasm
famemonster21 0
Ouch did it burn!?
ice_cream456 0
holy crap that would stiiinnngggg
figuresk8tr4life 0
I almost did that tonite
Norrec86 7
And you couldnt smell it?
mieks 18
I always fear I'll do that once... but the nailpolish remover i use has a very strong smell so i hope i'll notice in time if i ever try that
nateshannon1 4
how do you fck that up? seriously
theroustons 6
Holy shit that sucks!!!
tifani322 13
How can you not smell the nail polish remover?