Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod... - FML

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By dregmanhart - 12/01/2017 12:33

Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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slimchaney 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:30

Yep, cops are corrupt. Very few actually join because the feel it's their civic duty, the rest do it for the perceived power.

ohhsnapp 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:37

FAIL. lol. gotta keep it safe, no one is trustworthy, andddd yeah cops are corrupt.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:37

Proves there's always a dirty cop working somewhere.

LuvPink 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:54

there's video cameras in all police stations. look at the vid dummy. oh and to #8, before you correct someone on their GRAMMAR make sure you know how to actually spell grammar before you give any suggestions.

jjjjessica 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:01

you'll get it back police stations have many security cameras

ny1996 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:03

ironic :D

blooberri 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:09

that really sucks

Otium_fml 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:16

Oh the irony.... That sucks though... But, it could have been worse.

Twinfools2431 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:25

thts some funny shit is it okay if I tell u I spray paint

mubaki 18

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:27

FYL. although might I add that it's also ironic that you work in a police station while being a stoner on the side (judging from your nick)

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