Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod... - FML

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By cocokiss410 - 28/07/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By dregmanhart - 12/01/2017 12:33

Today, I went out for a 20-minute lunch break. When I returned to the office, I noticed that my personal computer was missing. Someone had walked into the suite on the second floor and stole my computer right off its docking station, while a few of my coworkers were still in the office. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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peaches15 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:57

In a police station? :( That has to suck, hopefully if the place has security you'll catch the Ipod thief, or you could always go and get a better Ipod :D

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:04

lmao!!! wow, how ironic

curlybrunette 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:06

hahaha thats ironic eh, shitty thoo!, too bad ur buddies at the station cant be trusted, an when there cops too

MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:59

LOL, Polices listen to ipods.

mintfreshpinesol 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:28

#92--Why do you think it had to be a BLACK cop??????? It could have been a cop of ANY race or ethnicity. Jeez...

UrRightFML 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:30

Good, im ****** happy that someone stole your iPid you ******* pig.

Sapphy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:40

that's why all possesions such as that should always be kept with you... hope you find it

Ric3ball 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:43

oh the irony

rafaelaugusto94 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:55

agree #1 hahahahahahhahaha so funny maybe it was a prank!

tomarino13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:17

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