Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Mikeskinner 7
That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?
insertnameherr 11
maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
perdix 31
Sorry about your ugly ****. It's like when you go to the nudist colony and find that everyone who goes there would be much better off fully-clothed. Including head bags.
cordage 6
At least it was a memorable performance for the boy
perdix 31
It would be much worse if the kid was referring to your dancing. You can get little boobs fixed up with one quick operation. Shitty dancing is going to take years of practice to overcome, and the results aren't guaranteed!
tony1891 22
I give your performance 2 *******.... I mean thumbs up.
awesomeAlexx0 0
How are any boobs (on a girl) a disappointment??
j_cat187 20
Pointy **** scare me
XxWolvesBitexX 8
152 - Shut the hell up. Please.
superfluffy 1
no matter what I bet they are beautiful
perdix 31
You watch too much ****. They don't let girls with ugly **** in, but they are out there in real life! I'll bet you don't think small penises exist.
esines 9
They do, trust me :(
143dav 8
I was there too and you gave an amazing performance :)
12inchDeke 4
Well, at least you didn't 'break a leg', so there's that!
Calyx_fml 22
At least.
Maggums18 0
Yay for small bobbies!
daydreamer244 13
Take your vitamins.