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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By sk8rgurl - 28/06/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

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Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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Mikeskinner 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:01

That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?

insertnameherr 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 16:02

maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.

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hantisago 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:59

Maybe he was dissappointed bc you covered them up?

krewer21 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:09

It's all good, boobies!

Skittles_Rawr 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:24

How does op deserve this? I don't see what she did wrong...

aleeshttylXD 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:35

hmmm.. really curious about what 12 said

chasestiner 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:46

Find a better outfit to dance in... None of tht gimpy shit...

disneydraeer 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:18

Competiive dancers don't chose their costumes, our choreographers do.

Llamacod 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 22:23

she has a rubber outfit(as a "gimp" suit is a black rubber suit) awesome

bunniex1 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:56

#12 said that he is in love with noor and he has a tiny penis. :)

morgiepuff 14

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:58

Well... make sure you pin your top for competition.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:06

Hah! This made me think about that Asian father meme. "Son, I am disappoint."

Llamacod 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:19

I can't believe no one else has said it yet, so here goes" pics or it didn't happen."

nerobluerose 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:31

Ezio is married to a couch?

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