Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
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Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Show off
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
I hate dancing
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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Mikeskinner 7
That sucks, sorry mate. Have a better day yeah?
insertnameherr 11
maybe he was just saying that it was disappointing that you didn't get to finish. that or he's a perv.
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OAAS 0
12: Eeeeeeeaargh. YOU'RE a DOUCHE. It's not that hard, try it with me!
TheDrifter 24
12, you might want to try that again. Maybe try correctly spelling and using multi letter words for a change?
TheDrifter 24
Kinky. You trying to teach that old dog new tricks Noor?
RigPig 3
You misspelled dollar bills with competition dance rehearsal.
RigPig 3
*dress
Aspen_Grace33 27
Just be glad no one else came up to you and commented about the free peep-show. Good luck in the future!!!
nvidioso 0
hopefully someone took a picture
badbadkitty 5
You're fine. You just have a dancers body. Many think that's hot! ;)
shadexilmaendu 4
Fml, the only place you get downvoted for telling a girl she doesn't need big **** to be pretty.
badbadkitty 5
I know, right....
emba_fml 13
could be that they just aren't very nice, tho, and not that they're just small
ladyLALAA 29
Get some fake one!
ladyLALAA 29
*ones. But I retract my statement since I've re-read and realized this is probably a teenager!
GothicAngel17 24
Fake boobs are gross on anybody.
NoReservations 9
A large portion of women who get "fake one" (breast implants) end up depressed and regretful. Also they can pop, only last a certain amount of time before you have to get new ones in, require painful surgery/healing process, and just aren't what was intended for your body. Come on guys, we all have our kinks. No one likes a perfection chaser.
ladyLALAA 29
Bury me all you want, I got mine done and couldn't be happier after years of struggling with my self-confidence. Like everything there are risks and maintenance issues that need to be taken care of but if you go to a reputable surgeon you significantly lower this risk. I work for a plastic surgeon so bring on the perfection chasers, they are keeping me in a job!
ladyLALAA 29
I like that the complaints come from teenage girls, speak to any woman who has them and they will tell you best decision they've made. And as for men, some like fake boobs, some don't. Some men like chubby girls, some don't, each to their own. :)
shadexilmaendu 4
UksmUr Well I'm happy that you were able to improve your self esteem, but my beef with implants (and a lot of plastic surgery really) is the fact that self confidence is better improved by self love and acceptance, not necessarily changing your appearance. Because one day youll wake up, look in the mirror and be old and ugly again, and how will you feel about you self worth once your looks start to fade with age? Appearance doesn't last forever. Isn't it better to put time and money into more worthwhile things?
NoReservations 9
Past the fact that I'm a teenage girl, I'm giving one possibility of how you feel after the surgery. One of the Kardashian sisters (the one with the baby, I believe) was quoted to say she wished she hadn't gotten them, that she should have researched it more, and that she doesn't feel like it's a part of her body. On the other hand, my aunt has implants though she was already well-endowed, and loves them. You're entitled to show the other side of it, being that you end up happier; But do not reprimand me for my age, because it has no correlation with stating a fact. Telling someone they can be happy with who they are and shouldn't act hastily on every insecurity doesn't sound like bad advice to me.
daydreamer244 13
If you get self confidence from your boobs then that's kinda sad. You should be confident with who you are!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#53 I've spoken to a few women who say that getting implants was a terrible decision and they regret it. Not everyone is happy with it.
littlecuntcats 6
#94 That makes you a hypocrite. People change themselves every day just to feel better. You color hair because you like the new color. You get contacts because glasses don't work for you. You change your style because you want something different. People get tattoos that never go away Girls get implants because they want bigger boobs. It's the same. We all have choices and yearn to express them. Everything we do makes us who we are. And if these women get implants because it makes them happy, well it's better than feeling like shit all the time. Don't judge people for what they do to themselves. I'm sure you've done stuff to that changes your appearance too.
ladyLALAA 29
2 things, do not use the Kardashians as your role model. Lastly, read my comment straight after where I retract my statement. Chill out, everyone loves boobs. You've all had them in your mouth once. :)
NoReservations 9
1. Not everyone was breast-fed. 2. The Kardashians are NOT my role models. Not even close. But they make mistakes just like every other human being, and can come to that recognition with a respectable statement. So, what I'm saying is I believe I would feel the same after getting breast implants as her, but you can represent your experience as well. Not everyone thinks cosmetic surgery is the right way to build healthy confidence. If you do, then by all means proceed. But I think OP, or anyone truly insecure about their breasts, should take the healthier route to confidence.
ladyLALAA 29
So didn't mean to sound as bitchy as I did, I work for a plastic surgeon so get annoyed over negative stereotypes. All good doctors will make you do an emotional test on you too, I've seen people be refused for breast implants due to mental state. The boob in mouth thing was meant to be a joke. This thread was getting a little bit wah wah!
TheDrifter 24
She would make a fine foot stool, maybe a nice mobile drool dispensor. I'm also in the market for a new couch, but I take it you're saying no matching set for me?
Rick_S 3
That's one of those times you wish you could go back to with the perfect comeback. "Your life's disappointing!" and "Last ones you'll ever see." come to mind right away. I'm sure there are tons more comebacks, too.
CharlesCS 10
"Now you know what your mother feels like whenever she looks at you."