Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.
RiiOT09 9
at least she was honest, but that's messed up
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Comments (58)
valerie7188 10
FAIL!!!
Vitiate 5
Just rock her with the shocker, that'll wake her up.
sohigh10 34
Don't bother going down on her in the future. If she seriously can't have the decency to tell you what she likes and instead decides to crush your confidence with a bitchy remark like that she doesn't deserve the effort. Quite a lot of people are blaming him for being bad.. How exactly was he supposed to know if she fakes it?
terrihart 8
Atleast she was honest about it
daemonsparta 16
you know insteadh of faking she could help you improve
tmtsans 9
then I'm too tired to fake loving you
zoelog 10
obviously you're not doing it right. ydi
millsjoshua949 12
Obviously you're not doing it right. ydi