Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
Next time she gives you a long boring conversation, fall asleep. When she wakes you up, say you're too tired to fake being interested. Then ask for a sammich.
RiiOT09 9
at least she was honest, but that's messed up
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Comments (58)
JokeMeister 0
OOOOOH!! Is That even possible. U got work to do.
cloudyconverse 0
faking is stupid. ur just diggin a hole of lies and will end up making ur guy feel like even more shit when he finds out
shasta32 0
its not hard to eat pussy... u should learn... chicks go crazy over that shit!
samanthar 0
seriously, i dont know how its possible to fall asleep, even if its the worst ever. u would think if someones touching u at all u wouldnt be able to fall asleep. i know i wouldnt be able to. unless i had taken some major sleeping pills
jon7688 7
ydi for not being able to tell that she fakes when you're right next to the baby hole
meintx 9
OP you need to do a better job so she doesn't have to fake it. or she will find someone that can. Faking sucks.
Lils123 0
P: That obviously means you weren't trying hard enough; or she was just super tired. I know if Im tired no ones giving me head Im going to pass the eff out..
haleyofneptune 1
Sometimes, it's not like "OMGOMGSUPERSUPERAWESOMEFEELING"... it's just relaxing, but it's not my boyfriend's performance. he's very talented in that area, but sometimes it can put me to sleep because it's so relaxing. i guess it depends on your hormone level that day or something.. idk.
lilybugie 0
it could have been today I went down on me girlfriend and she fell asleep.
niswisk 3
lol its funny how everyone says spell the alphabet and icecube lol. but atleast she was honest. and u know not todo that no more. cause it is exhausting having to fake it. i cant blame her.