buggermonster
United States
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
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wolfpackchick10 0
I think this one is the best illustration yet!! :-)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Apparently "girlfriend"'s clothes must be left to the imagination.
PumpkinTarte 0
+1
CyclonePsycho 1
I love the illustration. +5 @ artist
screwfml 0
wait wats ydi and DUDE THAT IS EPICALLY GROSS not to mention that was not the smartest move in the world also u should probably realize even if u were not caught u would continue to eat and guess wat all the crap oon ur fingers would be in ur food so good job
Crasken 0
You deserve it?
clcagwin 0
+2
webkinzfreak96 0
Ha-ha I love the illistration
aaaaa2p 0
I love how the artist didn't put any clothes on the girlfriend.
thatoneguyinca 0
For the illustration I think you meant to put "PG" oh well maybe I'm wrong
oopsiess 0
Why is the girlfriend naked? Is that how you eat dinner? And the boyfriend looks 30 while the girlfriend looks 14.
letitbe56 0
Agreed. Why IS the girlfriend naked?
luckyducky123 0
I don't think she's naked. Probably a tube top or a strapless dress. It's not the fact that you picked your nose (because face it, we all do) but the fact that you did it at your girlfriends house, wiped it on their furniture and during dinner???? You deserved it, big time. Be polite and use a tissue or go to the bathroom and take care of it.
Cholo441380 0
Dude even my 8 year old brotherknows that you don't do that hahaha but I gotta respect that you have the balls to do it... But YDI lol