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buggermonster United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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shithappens_alot 0

thats disgusting you got what was coming to you

Wow you totally Deserve that, Don't pick your nose! thats Digusting. Especailly if You wipe it on Someone's chair...

Absolutely deserved it 100%. Go to the bathroom or something.

You're disgusting...you totally deserved that.

If your old enough to have a girlfriend, you shouldn't be picking your nose. And really, you put it on their furniture? Tsk Tsk.

ilovenoah 0

you shoulda wiped it on him instead :)

PrimeStarscream 30

You're the most disgusting person ever.

There are more disgusting things than picking you nose, just saying.

That's absolutely gross.

itsmygoodlife 4

WTF you couldn't excuse yourself to goto the bathroom if your booger was bothering you that much? you're disgusting and lacking in common sense

PuNkGiRl2231 13

I agree with 28...just sayin