buggermonster
United States
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
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hippieslivein831 0
how does a bogger have finger nails?
perle_noire 0
You're looking at a picture of a monster made of mucus and that's the question that you ask? Really?
clumsily_yours 12
I probably would have said something like, "Wow, that mucus is awfully green--could be something serious", as opposed to "how does a bogger have finger nails?"
Captain_Jello 0
ever heard of a bathroom and tissue you ******* shameless dirt bag?
katie_alex 12
Well you've heard of tissues and lotion haven't you asshole
HappyItalian 38
LOL ppl in my class r so disgusting they pretend to drop their pencil or something and start picking their noses even in their shirts and anywhere they seem to not be seen. lolololol
3timeoutfor4 0
YDI, why would you pick your nose at your girlfriend's house dumb idot
jalopotan 8
What a sick bastard god also.....this FML isnt real there was one about id say 6 months ago
mochie 0
never heard of a toilet?
jalopotan 8
Idiot....Dont fuhking eat it!
pride90 0
gross much ?
sarcdude 3
Picking your nose is one thing, mainly when done in private and when hands are washed afterwards. wiping it on someone else's furniture... EW.
jaydeelaydee69 0
well thats disgusting.haha you totally deserve it!!