Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
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jedielf 23
Sandals + hiking = no. And now you have learned.
Congalala 5
YDI for going hiking in sandals. They have hiking boots for a reason.
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Comments (78)
someone3225 2
Pussy shit try getting those thorns in ur gooch bro then you'll know pain
sqeakyclean 7
In your "Gooch?" What the hell is that?
mybright 8
Dude, what the HELL are you TALKIN about????
BeatifulPenguin 4
This would not gave been so bad had you worn tennis shoes! YDI!
xeroblitz 3
Who goes hiking in sandals?
pnutbutternjelly 15
Who in their right mind would ever go hiking in sandals. I mean, even if you don't have hiking boots, you should still at least wear sneakers that actually protect your feet, and are probably a hell of a lot more comfortable to hike in then sandals.
Armyboy124 0
How could you? That poor cactus lost a thorn :(
Rainbow_dumpster 28
This is what Hiking Boots are for...
kristat 14
The only possible excuse for hiking in sandals is if it was an impromptu hiking trip and you didn't have time to go get other shoes, but even if you're stuck wearing sandals you should know to be extra careful where you walk.
kitty306 0
Always watch were you walk...and dont wear sandels while hiking. Seriously YDI
lolipop1234_fml 7
Sandals really? Why? Just why?
br0ccoli 15
Sandals? If it was a poisonous snake, you'd be dead or in a coma. Lesson learned. No shoes? Don't roam! Stay at home!