Love: Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting...

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2015 0:25

I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.

crimsonprodigy 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.

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at0micmin3r 23

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:49

You were saved from a life of heartache, dude. She'll get hers eventually. Life always works that way. What goes around comes around.

codyslong 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:50

you should have turned it around and said they were yours. it would have blown everyone's mind

GrayStar145 7

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:50

These hoes ain't loyal

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:54

"What the hell are THESE?" "Well, I might be mistaken Honey, but they look very much like the ones I saw you putting under there about 3.30 this afternoon." - (I'm guessing that if she did a drama routine, then she was hamming it up for an audience. )

Hateton1 0

Saturday 10 January 2015 4:57

At least it wasn't drugs, and you are on your way to prison.

jude_iscariot 7

Saturday 10 January 2015 5:00

I don't see the point of her actions unless she really believes you are cheating. If she found them there and you're not cheating, you know she planted them there. If you are cheating, maybe you'd be fooled. And as far as anybody else knows, this never even happened - she could've simply told people it did. It's kinda weird that she went out of her way and invented evidence to present to you as if you wouldn't know it was fake. Basically, I'd say you're better off now, because either she really thought you were cheating, or she's really that delusional that she thinks her actions make sense. In either case, you're fine now.