Love: Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting...

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2015 0:25

I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.

crimsonprodigy 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

Did you confront her about it? You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.

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merica2015 2

Sunday 11 January 2015 5:26

what a bitch...

graphicstyle7 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:50

I hope you enjoy the fact that you dodged a MAJOR bullet. She's not worth worrying about anymore, find someone who actually knows how to behave like an adult.

Pyro3000 6

Sunday 11 January 2015 17:38

I'd tell the friends it was a gift for her and I'd point out that if there was a side girl involved you wouldn't be single right now.

RAndEM 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 20:01

Ouch.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 12 January 2015 0:15

Good riddance to her...she was probably cheating on you anyways, or had plans to be with someone else...no sense in staying with such a fake person anyways

factsarelife 7

Monday 12 January 2015 2:12

she was cheating on you dude. she had to have been.

reaxion 25

Monday 12 January 2015 5:13

Just let her walk away. If she resorted to dirty tricks like that, she's probably got a bit on the side herself and needed a quick out with you.

RawrImaDin0 6

Monday 12 January 2015 7:07

you also could of said that you bought the lingerie for her. But i dont know anyone thay would go to such lengths to stage aomething like that. Thats just cruel.

exception82 4

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

u should have confessed to the fake cheating by faking another cheating. that would show her!

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:30

Don't worry, OP. One day she will be exposed for the passive-aggressive lying bitch she is, and then she'll be stuck alone with her and her foolish pride.