Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
That's awful. Some people don't know what to say when others are in pain, maybe, or maybe it was a joke you didn't quite catch and was at an unfortunate time. If she really is being so disrespectful to your grandfather and so careless about your grief, confront her about it. It's not the kind of thing you can just let slide in a relationship.
laurenlovesjb 20
what possibly made her think that would comfort you... Unless she thinks you're going to hell too?
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Comments (97)
kaitlynnn95 10
She is so wrong for that! Especially after you were so heartbroken about losing your grandfather.
blackvyper 8
You should have replied: In that case, you can tell him I said hello.
Dusty_Busters 15
Damn!
gimmicksz 9
That should make her an immediate ex
qr_fml 21
What a bitch
LoneBooker88 16
What a meanie!!!!! you need to dump. you need a girl friend who won't bother cracking a joke when your busy feeling really depressed!!
josiem 11
What a heartless bitch. I'd be inclined to get out while you still can.
Fedezzer 20
If OP believed in that sort of thing, then yeah, seeing this might make him feel a little better. But seeing as he didn't, his girlfriend pretty much just insulted his granddad. And that's never nice.
Blahblah9921 4
sorry but u need to dump tht ass
thepersephone666 11
Dump the bitch