Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
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Pleonasm 36
That's awful. Some people don't know what to say when others are in pain, maybe, or maybe it was a joke you didn't quite catch and was at an unfortunate time. If she really is being so disrespectful to your grandfather and so careless about your grief, confront her about it. It's not the kind of thing you can just let slide in a relationship.
laurenlovesjb 20
what possibly made her think that would comfort you... Unless she thinks you're going to hell too?
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Comments (97)
kwyk 23
So, now you're grieving a lost grandparent and a break up?
dinosxxrawr 22
with comments like that you can be pretty certain of where's she's headed. rest in peace to your grandfather.
itsgen 16
Time for a new girlfriend **** her hard in the ass first tho !
AthiestNun 11
It's his grandma.
MrItalia 18
Haha nice nice
MrItalia 18
What you mean it's his grandma?
AthiestNun 11
I have no ******* idea. I must have read that wrong.
perdix 31
#16, you mean as kind of a parting gift, because some girls are really into that? In your case, I'm making a note to self: Leave the lube . . . behind ;)
MrItalia 18
Hahaha your a funny one
itsgen 16
Wtf no dipship I said to **** the girlfriend in the ass moron !!! Cause she was being a bitch People like you is what's wrong with this country! Idiots
itsgen 16
32 not interested . You're a creep
AthiestNun 11
If you comment like that, that's the kind of attention you're going to get. That's how it works.
rattusrattus 19
"Don't worry, he'll be in Hell anyway" is only comforting if the deceased is a) a dick who no-body likes or b) a Satanist.
EvilUndead 9
You don't know a thing about Satanism, it seems.
ElatedEarthling 15
26- Satanism is characterized by the idolization of Satan. So I think the original comment makes sense.
EvilUndead 9
90, No, that's completely incorrect. There are several kinds of satanism, and the most popular one has nothing to do with Satan. Founded by Anthony LaVey, it is an atheistic belief system based on belief in one's own strength. The dude wrote book called "Satanic Bible", and if you dismiss all the magical crap in 2nd half of it, it has plenty of very good ideas.
squideth 18
90, satanism is the worship of oneself (unless you are in the particular sect that does worship satan). Might wanna actually educate yourself on something before talking bullshit. Thanks to media and fear-mongering, people think satanists are insane virgin-sacrifices.
ozpunker 20
What kind of evil ***** would say such a horrible thing?
simsgirlgem 25
I don't care if your grandfather was the live action Cotton Hill from King of the Hill your girlfriend shouldn't have said that and said he's i n a better place
Jharrist89 12
Well she apparently doesn't like your family. It's relationship killer.
MrItalia 18
Personally I think she's fried, make a sex tape of her and upload it
perdix 31
Maybe your Grandpa put the moves on her?
perdix 31
#34, or maybe he flashed her and his junk was much better than her boyfriend's. The possibilities are endless! You do the next one, please.
perdix 31
#37, maybe Grandpa gave her a Cleveland Steamer and refused to make it a Boston Pancake?
perdix 31
#44, maybe they hooked up, and at the moment of climax, he yelled, "Oh, Grandma!"
perdix 31
#49, dredging up previous FMLs seems too easy. My next guess is maybe he was about to give her *********** but refused because she didn't have an old-timey bush.
perdix 31
Maybe after their "special time" together, he forgot to put her in his will as promised. She was probably jonesing for his antique anal beads -- they don't make 'em like that anymore.
perdix 31
Maybe he died suddenly without teaching his grandson all those old-man tricks that drive the young girls wild ;) I don't want to toot my own horn, but we've got 'em. On the other hand, if I could toot my own horn, I probably would never leave the house.
flockz 20
grandpa probably couldn't get his horn up for the girlfriend anyway and probably blamed it on her.
perdix 31
#68, she was pissed because she saw that he got obvious wood when Betty White came on TV, but for her, it was as limp as a wet rag even with a megadose of Mexican Viagra. #69, we hit on Viagra simultaneously! Great minds think alike -- so do sick ones ;)
flockz 20
ya and then he probably couldn't convince her that every guy gets a hard on for Betty White so she shouldn't be getting mad!
perdix 31
Maybe she asked him to "teabag" her, and he literally served her tea. Girls love the hangy-down scrota!
flockz 20
maybe she asked him if they could have a threesome with his younger more attractive friend name Charlie and he started telling a story of when he was in 'nam.
flockz 20
maybe she knows he's in hell because she satan's bottom bitch.
jnanderson 16
So you're single now?