there are lot of wasp FML's lately

@32 I heard all the bee and wasp posts are the latest buzz.

Did you happen to run by a house with a man setting up an air conditioner in the window? And lead them into the house with his terrified girlfriend? If so, that explains so much.

Well played #50! :D

Those suckers probably are what happened to the family of birds which lived there

32 - It is getting warmer out for the majority of FMLs population, therefore we can assume the wasps and bees are coming out. Therefore, we can assume that more people will piss them off. Therefore, we can assume that more people will get stung. Therefore, we can assume people will post related FMLs on the subject more often. But ya know, just logic speaking.

We're going down matey!

those ******* will circle round and wait until you pop up for a while! horrible creatures.

Their sole purpose in life is to **** shit up, they're evil little *******! -.- But I must admit, this FML made me actually LOL. Thanks for brightening my day OP, but sorry you had to suffer though. xD

Sadly insects are less vulnerable to explosives than most creatures. Something to do with their body structure withstanding the instant pressure change better.

Exoskeleton for the win?

Wasps are ****** invincible

They won the battle but not the war!

Not to my foot.

Yo its THE OP. The birdhouse was not destroyed but it did fall off of its mount from the blast

OP's dilemma sounds like something out of a movie.

It would've killed them all IF his cousin had doused the birdhouse in gasoline

the fire cracker probably destroyed honey comb that the wasps were on the other side of or somewasps were behind otheres. they bunch up. i had a club house (a little 2 story one mad of ply wood) and we put tar on the roof and every week we doused the ceiling with water cause the wasps pet there nest in the ceiling where the ceiling meets the other ceilimg.

Well no, it's not just the time of telling him not to. The time it would take to reach in and grab it would definitely be more, assuming the cousin was smart and already started moving away from it. Also, even if it wouldn't go off for a few seconds, it's still a horrible idea to pick it up while it's lit.

It was more of a turn around and see my cousin running. Im shocked he wasnt stung putting it there

Everyone knows that PF Flyers give you a speed boost.

You gotta go with "Chucks" They're good for running, but if you don't make it... at least you go out in style.

I have to respectfully disagree. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez wore PF Flyers when he ran from "The Beast."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that reference! :)

The tenth doctor wore Chucks and he did battle with Daleks, Cybermen and Weeping Angels... so I'm still gonna have to agree to disagree.

Yeah, but you can't really count on the Doctor for good fashion advice. The eleventh doctor still thinks bow ties are cool.

But they are cool.

Bowties are cool... and fezzes too for that matter :)

Bill Nye rocks a bow tie and he's awesome.

Bow ties are cool. As are Stetsons and the almighty Fez!

No one gives a flyin **** about doctor who

Just like the movie Birds

Probably not.