Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
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DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
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Comments (109)
vettle 6
Am i the only one that thinks this was a bit overkill? I think it's hilarious when people sing and dance in their cars. Maybe he doesn't have a/c and needed the windows down. And so what if it was down anyway? Maybe he likes fresh air? You are all seriously way too uptight. You should be turning up Your own music and singing too. Sheesh!
CharresBarkrey 16
It's hard to relax and not be so uptight when you're sitting in rush hour traffic, though. And I must say, if the other driver had their windows up and could still hear OP, that's just plain obnoxious. I know the FML doesn't state one way or the other though.
perdix 31
Somehow, I'd think the FML from the other driver's point of view would be much more of an "I agree, your life sucks," as compared to the OP's "you deserved it."
Enslaved 38
People on here act like they've never gotten caught up in the moment and sang out loud. I do it all the time. I can understand it would be annoying if it was done at a library or restaurant but come on-- it's in the OP's car. Also American Idol rejects are funny as hell for a reason. "They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells" (This is what I'll be singing on my way to work today!) Maybe I'll get hit with a free egg McMuffin! (:
TheDrifter 24
I sing out loud, but not so obnoxiously loud or poorly that passing strangers hurl objects at my head, in hopes that the distraction will stop the singing and end their suffering.
MandieL 27
Even if you are a wonderful singer, you should not be singing, with the windows down, for the whole world to hear. If you want someone to hear you sing, hold a concert or go to karaoke. Next time you wanna sing your heart out, roll up the window. Sorry OP but YDI
queerdragon 20
Signing in a car is not half as obnoxious as those teen girls who belt out their terrible singing in malls, on the street, or at 3 am in the morning in the apartment next to mine.
MidnaLink 35
At 3AM just tell them to STFU or you'll spray them with a water hose next time around.
TheDrifter 24
In malls our on the street you can at least walk away. Like in your apartment, this poor soul was trapped within earshot of that torture.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Yes, I had the joy of living next door to a girl who had recently split up with her boyfriend and alternated between crying, and playing Singstar with her friends (naturally, they often sand 'I Will Survive', ugh). Most of the time, the singing was so off-key, that we couldn't tell what they were trying to sing.
queerdragon 20
The girls in the apartment are usually outside yowling like cats. But the problem is they are the landlord's kids.
jskains 6
On a serious note, that is technically illegal. But sounds like your singing should be too. :)
Melina_Ronja 13
are you sure you live in canada?
TheDrifter 24
We take our music seriously up here.
Neongreenme 8
No one wants to hear that crap during rush hour. Roll your windows up!
How_you_doin 10
I'm going to have to take the random drivers side on this one. If you are singing loud enough to be heard from the next car then yes, I feel it is justified to throw rubbish at you. If it was Justin Bieber or someone equally crap then I'd probably shoot you!
jessBeAqueen 13
maybe OP felt the need the to scream and shout and let it all out? i know, eeww a Brittany reference lol. No but seriously OP just sing your little heart out. I like to pretend im in a music video when driving and could care less what I look and sound like. If your singing bothered them that much they should have put up their windows and maybe blasted their own music. everyones a critic and you cant please them all.