Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy... POOF! Bag fries!
purebliss_fml 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
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Comments (109)
MidnaLink 35
I'm surprised no one has mentioned that you're lucky that the McD's bag didn't cause you to swerve and get in a car crash.
iammaddie1234 9
Well, considering it was during rush hour, there's a chance they weren't moving much, or slowly
MidnaLink 35
Didn't read the rush hour part. Thanks!
amy6703 6
Don't let it get to you op, there is always some jerk with a miserable life who wants to make everyone around them miserable too. I say sing our heart out. When I see and hear someone singing or dancing in their car, it makes me smile.
venus89 17
Maybe you should get singing lessons...?
LyraAlluse 25
Traffic critics are the worst. I've had assorted items thrown at me in traffic too. Don't let it get you down. Keep on singing in traffic because it makes the drive more fun! And if the paper launching idiots on the road don't like it, it is their loss.
TheDrifter 24
Nose pollution laws aught to cover people like you and OP. At least roll up your windows instead of being a jerk and inflicting your screeching on the sensitive ears of those around you.
TheDrifter 24
*noise
tralala453 22
You kinda deserved it if you were singing that loudly...
blackgirllb 12
listen if you're gonna sing atleast have the window up
n4ture 20
op, YDI
Xotoolyxo 16
Sing at your own risk
lifesucks1217 6
I'm not going vote on this FML
kat_a_tak 18
morally ambiguous, are you?
chezgigi 7
It could have been worse- it could have been rotten tomatoes. You would have been in the illustrious company of new operas in Italy. The audience would throw tomatoes at the singers on the stage, and threaten to un-man the composers. This is how pasta sauce was invented, by the way. They scraped the squashed tomatoes off the stage and threw it into a pot with some noodles. The rest is history.