Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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Top comments
chairmanmeow1 16
Aw OP don't be disgruntled, I'm sure there's a prettier version of him out there somewhere.
sheilandthegirls 20
What a hurtful thing to say. I'm sure he didn't mean what he was implying but, shit, man, think before you speak!
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Comments (64)
brezzyanna 17
Sure, what languages?
young_stud 14
this is the epitome of first world problems
ThreeSheets 14
I would rather hear him say that then say "hey, that's a "different ethnicity " version of you" and sound like a prejudice ass. Just saying.
Thorzix 23
Yeah, no, noticing the obvious fact that someone is from a different ethnicity does NOT mean one is prejudiced against them. But assuming it does, does in fact make you sound like a prejudiced ass.
laden_swallow09 35
So, she's pretty. Does that mean you can't be, too, or vice versa?
False_Stupidity 42
Note OP he said pretty version of you, he did not say you were ugly and if fact could easily have meant it in a detrimental way to the other lady. i.e she's pretty but you're gorgeous or similar. From your username I get that you automatically assumed that there can only be one pretty you and therefore he must be calling you ugly, which is not necessarily true.
albino_toaster 1
Next time you pass by a dumpster, say the same thing to him
BloodyGlass 10
"Oh look, you're now single!" :D
Whydoyouask 11
Rekt
mswim 27
Savage! But damn, my boyfriend is like that, no filter whatsoever. Hopefully he didn't really mean what he said and what he meant just came out wrong.
lilysykesss 13
So, she doesn't look at all then?...