Animals: Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was...

By Danielle - 09/04/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

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Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By troublewithbleach - 06/04/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 20:00

Today, I spent all day cleaning the carpets in every room. I own two dogs and a cat, so deodorizing and deep cleaning the carpets is an all-day chore. At 9 p.m., after I was done with the last room, I went out to the living room and saw one of my dogs had been sick all over the place. Had to reclean the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Sunday 10 April 2011 9:30

They're gonna be pissed.

heyred 11

Sunday 10 April 2011 10:53

Tell the owners about their dog's strangely concentrated urine that bleached their carpet.

Comments

hannahhlizz 18

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:03

YDI for letting the dog pee on the carpet in the first place. Why else would you be dog sitting?

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 12 September 2013 8:32

Use vinegar to clean up pet urine, instead. It's much more effective, eliminates odor, and doesn't stain.

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:09

Well, on the bright side, you probably won't forget to read the label next time.

amandaleigh091 10

Friday 5 June 2015 12:55

Who the heck would just grab a random bottle of something and spray it?? You deserved it.

BIGESTBOY 4

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:20

Doesn’t that make mustard gas when you mix ammonia and bleach

wrenavery90 12

Tuesday 26 July 2022 23:21

Can you not read? Why would you spray something when you don't know what it is?

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