Love: Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed...

By kittenfish8903 - 06/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 14:00 - Norway - Drammen

Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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christina3466 17

Monday 6 October 2014 23:36

He sounds like such a wonderful person.

foxwasalamb 24

Tuesday 7 October 2014 0:00

drunk words are sober thoughts

Comments

Jkjklkl 14

Monday 6 October 2014 23:45

I don't understand why everyone is telling her to leave him. Very few relationships actually end in marriage, especially if OP is still young. As long as they are having a loving healthy relationship, I see no reason to end it early just because it won't end in marriage.

ninety 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:11

Very few relationships may lead to marriage, but if marriage is what OP, or anyone, is ultimately looking for, than she isn't going to want to be with someone she knows would never marry her.

greencurtains74 11

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:48

since she sent this in to fml it would appear that she wants marriage

devildog562 33

Monday 6 October 2014 23:45

While everyone is entitled to their own opinion about marriage but it's just that fact it's a dick way to say it. I'm sorry op, I did laugh but I feel bad for you.

devildog562 33

Monday 6 October 2014 23:56

I didn't poof read my comment very well . Do as you will. Concept is still applicable.

rekkas 16

Monday 6 October 2014 23:46

Get rid of him all he wants is sex

Khaleesi_26 30

Tuesday 7 October 2014 0:21

How do you conclude that he is just usong her for sex? Just because he doesn't want to marry her doesn't mean he just wants sex. I know many couples who didn't get married and still lived happily ever after as just boyfriend and girlfriend.

headofmedusa 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 5:00

using*

M_Kearn 3

Monday 6 October 2014 23:48

Consider this your big red flag...

therealjc_fml 14

Monday 6 October 2014 23:49

The unfortunate thing is he can just use being drunk as an excuse to tell you he never would say that and doesn't remember it. .... Even if he does :/ Be careful with that!