Miscellaneous: Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed...

By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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Talking Heads song playing?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 07:30 - Australia - Geraldton

Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML

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Shocking reaction

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 14:00

Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML

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Lesson learned

By Anonymous - 10/12/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst showing my kids how to replace a light bulb safely, I gave myself and electric shock, and dropped the bulb. Twice in a row. In hindsight I should have let my husband do all the DIY-based educating, since I now have a glass shard in my big toe. FML

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Check before you wreck

By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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Feeling real worked out

By Anonymous - 11/03/2025 11:00

Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML

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By Gina - 02/04/2010 11:33 - Thailand

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:04

did they spend $80 on glee music?

dbss11 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:14

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

Comments

SpectSelf 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:23

yeah that's right

MythMaker 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:23

Cant imagine a father watchin glee that his name isnt Justin Bieber , FYL

HubertPL 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 17:51

shut up

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:43

Justin Beiber cant be a father, silly willy

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:25

Pssh. That is seriously messed up! Ignored your screams of pain because of Glee??? I mean I could understand if it was Friends or Grey's Anatomy, but Glee? Ugh. People these days...

ydi_4_suking 20

Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:20

friends sucks sooooo much ass. its boring and one of the worst crap ever. its up there with glee

docscientist 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 11:35

All of those shows you mentioned are mediocre. Dexter, 30 Rock, BSG, American dad, Game of Thrones, and Parks and Rec on the other hand are excellent examples of television.

anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 15:36

I agree with 54, when I watch Dexter, the world could be ending and I wouldn't care. It's the same thing when I play FNV and ME2 (and LA Noire soon :D).

ubetrwatchBN 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:02

That's why I watch on my computer, where I can pause it. And Dexter rocks.

brknankls 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:13

greys is my fav i also llike glee but ya friebds suck asss

Alphadawg88 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 9:27

Sounds like you need blast knuckles. Not so they will feel how you felt, but so you can taser and sucker punch them at the same time for watching trash like glee.