Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
Today, whilst showing my kids how to replace a light bulb safely, I gave myself and electric shock, and dropped the bulb. Twice in a row. In hindsight I should have let my husband do all the DIY-based educating, since I now have a glass shard in my big toe. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML
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angel55033 12
did they spend $80 on glee music?
dbss11 3
FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol
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Comments (258)
SpectSelf 0
yeah that's right
MythMaker 0
Cant imagine a father watchin glee that his name isnt Justin Bieber , FYL
HubertPL 0
shut up
instnt1nfction 17
Justin Beiber cant be a father, silly willy
sheethapins 13
Pssh. That is seriously messed up! Ignored your screams of pain because of Glee??? I mean I could understand if it was Friends or Grey's Anatomy, but Glee? Ugh. People these days...
ydi_4_suking 20
friends sucks sooooo much ass. its boring and one of the worst crap ever. its up there with glee
docscientist 10
All of those shows you mentioned are mediocre. Dexter, 30 Rock, BSG, American dad, Game of Thrones, and Parks and Rec on the other hand are excellent examples of television.
anorexicbarbie 8
I agree with 54, when I watch Dexter, the world could be ending and I wouldn't care. It's the same thing when I play FNV and ME2 (and LA Noire soon :D).
ubetrwatchBN 5
That's why I watch on my computer, where I can pause it. And Dexter rocks.
brknankls 5
greys is my fav i also llike glee but ya friebds suck asss
Alphadawg88 0
Sounds like you need blast knuckles. Not so they will feel how you felt, but so you can taser and sucker punch them at the same time for watching trash like glee.
instnt1nfction 17
*brass
dragon0000 7
you need help if you think glee is decent
dbss11 3
well scrubs is a different story then lol
OrangePilot 8
Least u didn't get shocked outside by christmas lights
daminantion 14
holy mugshot batman xD
Miss_Represented 0
Your fault. Don't try to rival the awesomeness that is Glee with your mundane tasks. YDI
CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4
if your a fag
Heather_x0x0 6
I heard glee did the song Friday....I guess they like Rebecca black mote than you...sorry OP!
Heather_x0x0 6
more* not mote :P