By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML
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By ChocolateEverywhere - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML
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Tenbed 10

<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

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RedWolfy 7

Why do kids do the most stupidest things? And don't say "because they are kids"

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teechur 15

Kids brought up with respect and manners do not do filthy things like this.

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trucker2 33

I'd say make the kids eat the gingerbread house as punishment

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pjsr 32

Is this a thing in your family? Have you taught them to pee on things as a joke?

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pjsr 32

"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me; I'm the AHHHHG, oh gawd, for the love of all things decent - why the hell would you do that?!?"

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Firestar268 25

How did you not notice pee covering whatever you were building on?

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teechur 15

What kind of kids are bringing up? My Lord. Time for parenting classes before things really get out of hand.

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