Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad. The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, "I'm sorry. You're not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
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Seegtease 0
Time for a parent-teacher conference.
Cereal_Is_Good 5
The second I read "me class", I read the rest of the FML how a pirate would say it.
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Comments (42)
rupertpoophead 0
That sucks wiener
iheyman 0
It's a 5 year old! Wow! You let a five year old get you down?!?
KsbjA 0
Ummm... correct me if I'm wrong, but, from how much I can remember from my childhood, wasn't it so that at the end of the book, the caterpillar turned into a butterfly? Or is that a different book? :?
Nacirema20 0
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha, FYL. xD madd funny...! lol. srry... i used to love that book!!!!!! xD
Kiwi_09 0
Ohhh snap! That's ok, I say stuff like that all the time. Out of habit. Which can be a little embarassing when your best friend's mother is talking about seeing a black cow out of the window in the car, and I reply with "You're a black cow." Ya know....all good fun, right? Wrong. She wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day. I got shunned by my best friend's mother.
person1000003 0
Someone beat me off, I'm ******* blue-balled.
railfan_fml 0
that's kinda cute. they are just fiv yr olds, they won't care anyway.
railfan_fml 0
btw david you just made my day
Frank155 5
Call their parents
brainiac94 0
no number 5. she's not a pirate. She's from Glasgow.