Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.
Artsygirl90 14
well that sounds shitty!
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Comments (94)
chrissysweathear_fml 0
HAHAHAHA they'll soon let it go.... maybe
JeffGoesRawrr 0
That's Discusting.. How The Hell Do You Shit Yourself In Your Sleep.?
allie198 0
#59 i know right? thats just grosss like really gross lmao good luck with your co workerss!
Lichinamo 33
They weren't sleeping; she had passed out. Passing out and sleeping are two totally different things: When you pass out, usually you're sick, or something physical happened to make them pass out.
mandapanda27 5
Forget what everyone at your work is thinking about you, OP! I really hope you got yourself to a doctor. FYL indeed!
sportzkid1 0
I passed out at football practice last Saturday. it's not fun.
allie198 0
well did u shittz your pants? lmao
Bieberbabe89 0
maby your prego!!!!!! tummy pain: baby kicking, pooping yourself: babys foot is on your blader. you should take a pregnency test.
I_have_no_clue 0
This totally made my night.
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
'and pooped myself' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! ah shit, i think I pooped myself
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Dickheads...
baby_gurl2405 0
Yeah... not a lot of people would let you forget that once they knew you were okay...
tearsof0 0
YOU HAD A SEIZURE. dizziness and the feeling of feinting is signs of a seizure! Get to a doctor!!! Pooping yourself is also because when you have a seizure you loose your bowls. Please see a doctor! This is not something to laugh about! This could be severe! You could have problems with your brain now.. Because every time you have a seizure you loose many braincells. Please see a doctor and resolve what this is.
Cigar 11
#72 could be onto something. It sounds like you might have had a problem with your Vagus Nerve. Go to your doctor to find out more information. The same thing happened to my stepdad. He said he felt sick to his stomach, got dizzy, walked 10 steps and blacked out, at which point he pooped himself.
kalamazoo87 0
Everyone seems to be a doctor! If OP took the time to post this on FML, then hopefully they are smart enough to see a doctor as well.