Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
lotusflower007 0
I would fire you for being a petty bitch
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Comments (124)
Starfire22 5
:D that's so funny!
lane4 1
lmao!! that's funny.
n530411351 9
That's bad for business
wh4t3v3R 0
Win?
infernofalcon 0
At which point you duplicate this message on the wall, above a flashing neon sign to the back storage room where you ever so recently relocated your office to. Riiiigght?
mshafty 0
I don't get it? You have to beat a **** to get the sale price? What kinda of discount are you giving for BJ's?
FMLoverAgain 7
hahaha failed. you ride the ****. if you beat the **** the pregnancy would not have happened:)
liveloveandownit 0
Exactly these women lost to the **** cause it knocked them up.
infernofalcon 0
On another note, occupants of that building probably have had lots of practice at this sale ;)
Boddmon 0
I will be more than happy to run this sale for you. Pregnant chicks can beat my **** any day. ;)
LemonStarship 5
Did anyone ask you which **** you had to beat?