Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
lotusflower007 0
I would fire you for being a petty bitch
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Comments (124)
realggirl 0
Aw, everyone makes mistakes from time to time! I've even proofread things several times and noticed some typo until someone points it out to me.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
funny how that happens...
1personinthiswor 0
I'm going to assume that the typo above was intentional, realgirl. As a grammar nazi, I must point it out however.
johnsavage 0
you're dumb ass, luckily a funny dumb ass.
Boddmon 0
"You're dumbass" ??????? No, looks like you are.
shawn694 0
pwned!
perdix 31
False advertising! I'd call the consumer protection department if I got that email. I'd be expecting discount **** and would be cheated if I just saw an ad for footies and onesies!
Flabwagger 0
LOL
Egiev 0
I wonder what as on you mind at the time...
Nic_hole 0
Bahahaha wow
alexandraa_fml 0
Tell them have to beat it like it owes them money.
24788 7
I really don't see a problem in this. It's a type and it happens. Not really an fml.
AGGoddess 2
The problem is that this can make them look bad to their customers, or at least make them not read it. Not to mention that it makes her look careless to her employer or other co-workers if they find out.
CYNNER 0
Beat it! just beat it... :D
crankyinthemorn 0
This FML is hilarious! :) I'm sure it's very embarrassing but in hindsight very funny. I love the pun of it. you need a c*** to make a baby, lol, maybe people will think it's a play on words. This is by far one of the funniest FMLs I've seen in awhile.