Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
lotusflower007 0
I would fire you for being a petty bitch
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Comments (124)
jc21_fml 1
i just LOL fo realsssssssss, haha i would show up for that
actress5698 1
the pregnant women already did lol
purple19 0
Hahaha Freudian slip FTW
Darrian 2
That is hilarious. YDI for not proofing it before sending.
JustCyanide 0
THIS!
Synzael 0
LOL
goonie85 0
Crap, I beat the **** for free all the time! You mean I could've been getting sweet discounts for that? Dammit, I'm grabbing my husband and dragging him to the store, **** in hand!!
kash415 0
oooooo nooooo
SumKid_fml 0
@70 Hahaha you walk into the store with your husband's **** in your hand, proclaiming, "I beat the f*cking ****! Give me my discount!"
vetter_fml 0
Get a rooster pinata on the opening day. Pregnant women are hormonal and will probably enjoy the outlet. and then when it breaks, there can be a variety of prizes pertaining to the sale.