ifeelfat
United States
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Embarrassed Swimmer
Australia
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Anonymous
Paterson, United States
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Higgs
United States
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
spaghett
Brooklyn, United States
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
iannie
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
short&stout
Supportive
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
klutz
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
loser.
Canada
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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J215B 33
Maybe he really liked the pattern on your suit.
leary96 15
Bikinis are the swim wear of the devil!!!
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johbstonjacob 8
douche bag
worldclassrager 41
Easier way to guide his eyes?
martin8337 36
People are so ****** up these days, they need to keep their comments to themselves.
Mama4ddk 15
you should have told him if he wasn't hungry he wouldn't have been looking! He was very rude very ignorant and I'm hoping that I'm wrong with all of this and that he said what he did because there were a bunch of skanky people running around in dental floss and tissue paper! maybe he was just really really really happy to see a mature modest woman for a change. It could happen I promise! There are some good guys out there still. if he is not one of them I'm so sorry you had to put up with the douchebag. don't let people like that make you feel uncomfortable, or as your title says, that. I'm sure that you are not.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Ugh im tired of this im gonna rant Im really ******* tired of seeing this whole "skanks in dental floss." bullcrap okay. How DARE you put someone down because they feel comfortable in their body what gives you the ******* right to sau this shit what gives anyone the right? We should be congratulating people who feel comfortable in showing what is obviously their in this messes up society thats hates and eats at peoples emotions just becauses it doesnt align perfectly with yours im calling everyone out on this bullshit okay cause thats what it is pure bullshit never EVER put a women down just because of their size or lack of size or your standard of beauty cause guess what it's your standard not the god damn law so keep your ******* standards and your ******* mentality off out of the minds of people who could very well be struggling with self esteem issues when i was uounger i constantly got shit for being skinner for than my church friends they constanly told me i would never get a boyfriend or that i eat rabbit food and that my boobs were to small just i constanly got shit on then thy just ignored me at the same ******* time my parents gave me shit saying i was getting to fat I may be able to look passes that shit but not everyone is able to and that is whats wrong with the "Only skanks wear dental floss tops" mentality cause no its not skanks its people who have to deal with all this shit yet are still able to look in the mirror and put on that cute bikini. And have a fun day at the. Beach an not give a **** no matter how many pricks with your mentality and everyone elses they meet. Excuse me while i drop the mike and leave the stage
MadGamez 1
Because your beauty would blind him
CeltHound 14
If there comes a next time, say "And thank *you* for helping me weed out the dating pool!
katertott 44
Perhaps it was a compliment? Unless he was obviously rude or sarcastic, it is possible. As said in other comments, maybe he's religious, conservative (as in old-fashioned, not political), a father, or is simply a man who appreciates women who still dress modestly in this day and age. Maybe he's seen so much near nudity that day, a one-piece was a welcome change. Regardless of how self-conscious and physically fit (or not) someone may be, not everyone wants to see- or wants their kids to see- excessive skin in public. If he was poking fun and implying that you don't have the body to pull off any other suit, then that really blows. Some people should keep their opinions to themselves. Hopefully karma sorts this all out.
ohishkabibble 21
I'm guessing the guy was saying it to be an asshole, but even if he wasn't, he needs to shut up. People wear skimpy bathing suits to pools/waterparks and that's fine; it's a bathing suit, and if it covers your genitals, that's all you need. If you're not okay with that and have such a strong moral objection to small bikinis, then don't go to pools/waterparks. Meanwhile, I don't see anyone saying anything about men wearing shirts to appear more modest, even though they have nipples and breast tissue as well...
Uglyfeet 23
Only if that person was the Sea World big walrus taking a selfie
skychu 18
#44, well, if a guy were going to add the image to his wank bank, I'd imagine he would thank her rather than compliment? Yes/no?
an3ph 20
Which piece were you wearing?