Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
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Top comments
dezinspaaace 0
lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.
DjeePee 25
Like his boss would really care about OP's deserved ticket. YDI.
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Comments (56)
gtwerd 0
it's **** my life.. but getting a ticket becaause you can't park and slacking of at work is not fml, it's just op being and idiot so 1 is right
toasty97 3
the odds of having to pay the ticket at court is small cause the odds of the cop showing up are slim so u prob won't have to pay
guckylynn 19
You don't really go to court over parking tickets.
TraceCase_ 19
"never paying attention" kinda sounds like you have a history and you had that coming, regardless of why this time. That or your boss was exaggerating and is just a dick. In that case, FYL.
jess2gd4u 0
number 1 is definitely right!
Autoshot 9
This has YDI written all over it. If you paid the meter you wouldn't have been ticketed. If you were paying attention during the meeting your boss wouldn't have called you out on it.
asianive 0
why didn't you excuse yourself when you know your time was coming up and added more time? you're a dumbass.
dre_bro11 12
Hmmm, am I the only one that finds 'chewed me out' a bit disturbing or the inly one who is reading it the way I am?
in_wonderland 1
YDI. i mean, what were you going to do, run out of the meeting screaming at the policeman to halt, you'll move your car right then? no. so you should have accepted your fate and paid attention during this so-called "important" meeting.
Norther 1
YDI for parking in a no parking zone( guessing it's that), and for not paying attention
TalkinSmack 6
since when do cops give out meter tickets? it was a meter maid... not a cop. don't park in spots u shouldn't b parked in. YDI!!