Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
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Top comments
dezinspaaace 0
lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.
DjeePee 25
Like his boss would really care about OP's deserved ticket. YDI.
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Comments (56)
Erindub 0
Its obviously not the first time though OP. Sounds like its a chronic issue
SisyphereanTask 2
Wow a twofer YDI! Nicely done OP. Perhaps in the future you should park appropriately (or put more $ in the metre) and behave like an adult while attending adult functions. Just a thought.
vandorrian 0
ydi for not paying attention to the meeting. if you were, you wouldn't have noticed your car getting a ticket. also ydi for parking in the wrong place.
capnbzarr 43
How is this in any way NOT your own fault?
mylifesucks12345_fml 0
dumb
judetheobvious 0
fyl, tell your boss to suck your balls tomorrow
Shiden 3
you should tell him that you were in fact watching a cop give you a ticket while you stayed put because you're dedicated to your job. that'll shut the prick up
janohiomom99 0
doggie want a treat? good boy ... sit....stayyy!
jdortega 2
You wouldn't have known you were getting a ticket if you stopped always looking out the window during meetings
ltjohnson93 11
Sounds like it happens frequently, your own fault,YDI OP