By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Spicy
Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
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WitEluded 13

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

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limitles 14

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

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jvanevery 19

that's a terrible burden having a hot mom

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kishmobile444 16

Stiffler, is that you? lol well, that will make her feel sexy and pretty ... I have the same issue with my mom. every ex tells me if we ever break up they are either dating my 16 year old sister or my 52 year old mom bc "they are both just as f**king hot as you are" .... that makes me want to continue dating them ... not! I feel your pain! At least you don't have to worry about your woman wanting to date her!

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paulraney 2

I think she is too

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inolongercare 19

Well your first problem was playing Truth or Dare

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cornyrob 33

One day you might become a MILF yourself!

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