By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

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Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
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WitEluded 13

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

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limitles 14

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

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EDGE1095 20

well, on the bright side, you will grow up into a hot person. :)

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't try to hide behind an Anonymous name. We all know it's you, Stiffler!

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HeartYou101 31

At my 18th birthday, my male best friend approached my mother (both of whom were slightly drunk) when I was blowing out my candles and he told her "I can see where Shannon (me) gets her good looks from", my mother was flattered and hugged him; he then proceeded to ask her to makeout, which THANKFULLY, she said no and THANKFULLY never mentioned the situation to me! Ever since, he always asked how would I feel about him being my stepdad and went into detail about what he'd do to my mam if they were both alone in the house...I feel your pain OP...

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pdp_fml 21

This must be where you put"face palm" in quotations, right?

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bad_boyfriend 10

Within every group of friends there is one with a hot mom.

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