By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

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Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
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WitEluded 13

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

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limitles 14

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

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FML_ThatIsInsane 5

Wow, sounds like you have one hot momma lol. Do you think that it's a blessing or a curse to have friends feel that way about your mom? I know I would most likely be feeling a little uneasy about their fantasies! Let alone the thought of it. Might have to keep an eye on them haha :P

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GeorgiaBea 28

You should let your mom know. It would prolly make her day...

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MSCCG 16

51 is not that old. You'll see when you get to that age.

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dvp_fml 8

Congratulations.... you have good genetics

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rsjnjd 11

My kids won't post pics because they say their friends will talk about me. They hate it

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