By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

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Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML
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WitEluded 13

Look on the bright side, you have good genes

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limitles 14

You deserved it for letting your friends talk about your mother this way. One swift punch to the teeth and no one would dare verbalize their hormonal urges.

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avengerofcrack 11

why are you playing truth or dare with all guys anyways??

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xxmollyxx 25

There could've been girls there too, it doesn't say. They were busy talking about OP's dad, no doubt.

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Lalala579121 27

Then suddenly both the girls and guys stopped at the same time before creepily turning their heads to stare at OP. Then they jumped on him and... well I'll let you imagine the rest.

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avengerofcrack 11

I guess I just assumed the guys wouldn't talk like that in front of girls they wanted to be with lol. that's probably too much too assume tho, logic isn't always number one

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Goblin182 26

Or, it could have been some of the girls saying OP's Mom was screwable too.

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LuluRichards 20

FYL op, I know sometimes even when you ask your friends to quit they just think it's funny to continue. It sucks.

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maemismile 22

I understand. I was always told going up that my mom is hotter than me.

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Ilovelife93 9

Reminds me of "Stacy's Mom" ! This is hilarious!! But I'm so sorry, OP, that you have to sit and cringe while all your homies talk about your mom!!! Best wishes to erase that mental image, OP!! :)

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rldostie 19

Sucks for you but good job for your mom for no doubt staying in good shape and health. Not that fuckability should determine how relevant a 51 year old woman is, but it still doesn't hurt to be thought of as attractive.

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Richard6036 13

That's pretty common we used to say the same thing when we were teenagers

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Quicky5_ 16

Well at least there a bright future for great aging In your future!

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patte_fml 19

Congrats for having a hot mom… or in other words: YDI.

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Dominus101 20

You have the same problem Stifler had ! Except this is real life FYL OP

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