By stillloverher - 19/09/2017 23:45

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Today, when I woke up I saw that my bald head is covered with my wife's period blood. Again. She does it regularly once a month, despite asking her not to. She thinks this blood activates hair growth. She is serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 238
You deserved it 511

Same thing different taste

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TheEpicKitten 20

That makes me legitimate sick. You should probably have a doctor explain to her that it doesn't work that way

"So, how'd you get into the hair growth business?" "Haha, funny story, actually. I'd just been ejected from somebody's uterus through their ******, and they were like, 'I gotta put this shit on my husband's head,' so I decided, like, when life gives you lemons… you know?"

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emily804864757 4

That is the most ****** up thing I have ever heard. Genuinely ask her to give a scientific reason why she thinks that will work. Maybe ask her high school biology teacher how well she did in class because...I don't think she got an A.

So presumably your wife has a really hairy box...

that is just so gross. How the hell do you sleep through her doing that to you.

That's an automatic divorce! Yuck I'm curious though , has it helped with your hair growth?!

onceuponatime456 16

Ask her if she wants a divorce, when she says "No", tell her to not do it again or she will be getting one. On second thought, get rid of the bitch now, she does not care about what you think or say and is not worth staying with!

This has to be the grossest FML post I have ever read. I don't usually like jumping to conclusions, but in this case, I'll make an exception. Your wife must have some psychological issues to do this. Even if a person honestly believed in something so disgusting; physically doing it is a concept I cannot (or will not) imagine. I once met a girl who bathed in lemon juice to get rid of freckles. I considered her gullible, but in most cases, a person capable of intelligent conversation. It's okay to be taken in by a captivating story or to believe in something because you really want it to be true, it's another thing to do... that.

SteelSoul5 9
Symantha23 25

I think I would puke. Hopefully she at least gives up soon if it doesn’t ever work! Haha plus who cares if you have hair or not!